reminder for bisexuals
today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility.
reblog to save a life.
I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.
(Source: winterfel, via networktwentythree)
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Photographer Recreates Famous Portraits With John Malkovich As His Model
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen for ages….
This is the most perfect joke in ages.
(Source: timetoputonashow, via fergussonweblogxz)
Please give this man at least 500 awards.
(Source: japaneseweeaboo, via lokaror)